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Archives for March 2016
“Virtual Reality Watermelons”
Guests keep cancelling on the show, and we don’t know why! The lead singer of Puddle of Mudd got left on stage by his band. Studio Steve called with a shocking Hollywood insider account of why Ben Affleck was cast in the new Batman vs Superman Movie. Scott noticed Hillary Clinton changing her tone. A guy got arrested for never returning “Freddy Got Fingered.” Parents lost their minds and RUINED an Easter Egg hunt. Criminal Ben tells us all about VR porn. Our buddy Capper is now gambling on the weather. And Scott drops a Red Box BOMBSHELL.
“Snooki Kardashian and Slurpee Donuts, BROTHER!!”
Hulk Hogan won a massive settlement against Gawker, and Million Dollar Man wants in on the action with his own sex tape – and we got a surprise phone call from the Hulkster himself!
Golden Corral was shut down for being disgusting, and sadly the mini Kim Kardashian (who looks like mini Snooki) passed away. Little Elton John sang a very emotional song at her funeral.
A man who sells “I Voted” stickers calls in to let us in on his scam. Scott gives away Slurpee Donuts at 7-11, and Anthony the Inspirer (formerly DJ Banana Shorts) preps us for the end of the world.
“Wailin’ With Sarah Palin”
Jody tried to make his son cry with the news of his favorite sports figure’s (Ryan Tannehill of the Miami Dolphins) retirement. Criminal Ben gets shut down on a drunken afternoon hangout. Jody and Scott plot riding every ride at the Magic Kingdom in one day with a tipsy Disney employee. A man is forced to listen to a Sarah Palin stump speech in Jody’s dungeon for 45 minutes. Value Man joins us after eating nothing but BK Hotdogs for a week. It’s a wild one – buckle up and give it a whirl.
“Mouse Bans Turkey Legs, Clowns Convene”
Wild show tonight! We’re hit with the breaking news that Disney is BANNING turkey legs. A clown convention has hit Orlando, and we get right inside the body of the clowns with the Clown association president. Scott’s dad walks us through the new cast of Dancing with the Stars, Laughing Guy and Anthony (formerly DJ Banana Shorts) prank the show, Capper drops a load of hot basketball picks, and of course so much more.
“Frivolous Litigation”
Scott wants to sue Uber after a driver trapped him in his car with his farts, and forces his lawyer to hear him out. Marco Rubio makes fun of Donald Trump’s shrimp fingers (#MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain). The new “Fuller House” sucks! And we’re joined by Laughing Guy (Now Motorcycle Guy since he liquidated his 401k for a motorcycle), Creepy Long Islands, and many many more.