The show that was supposed to be a joyous celebration of the arrival of summer was quickly overcome by the “Black Storm.” Scott was still feeling the effects of a questionable adult-store “enhancement” pill, and the effects were felt all throughout the show. We were joined by an old friend, Carter, who attempted to let us know how to put together the perfect summer cookout. We were then joined by Adam from “Camp No Counselors” who told us all about their adults-only summer camps. You might have seen Adam on “Shark Tank.” Turns out adult summer camps and Colorado weed camps are definitely things that exist. What a time to be a alive. Capper is now trying to sell adult novelties along with fireworks at roadside stands. All that and more – get weird with us.
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It was a hugely positive show tonight and everyone’s feeling pretty good about that. Things kicked off with Scott making things awkward. Then we decided to jump in on the #cheeriochallenge. Dads all over the world are stacking cheerios on their children – but neither Jody or Scott have Cheerios. So Jody Stacked “Tasty Toast” cereal on his 4 year old son and Scott stacked ramen noodle packets on his 23 year old large-chested roommate. We discuss The Cleveland Cavaliers winning the the NBA championship and Lebron James crying. Also what’s up with Doris the NBA reporter? Scott is upset that Johnny Depp is no longer hot. Then we speak to Travis Flores who recently was the recipient of a double lung transplant. Travis also took some time to chat with some of his fans live on the show. Then we get in to the New York professor, Ari Nagel, who has fathered 22 children via sperm donation. Scott seems to think impregnating an old friend to have a “no strings attached” kid is a good idea. Jody is offended that his desire to wear flip flops at all times isn’t “cool.” We check out the brand news “Back To the Future” (its a porno). Scott comes out of the closet… he loves fruity drinks! Criminal Ben calls in to try to sell his love seat. Scotts twisted reveal is extra weird. It’s all on tonights Jody and Scott Show.
Professor who donates sperm in city bathrooms has sired 22 kids
Open Toed Sandals Gross?
MJ stockpiled gruesome porno and photos of animal torture
So where do we start? Tough week for Orlando – and we’re sort of an Orlando show. We figured the best we can do is just continue taking a serious, hard look at the important issues of the week. So that’s what we’re going to do. We start with Scott’s current crush (she works at Arbys). Scott also has crushes on girls from Publix, 7-11, and Petco. But this Arby’s one is serious. We’re joined by internet superstar and youtube sensation Animat! Animat is a huge Disney fan and does tons of reviews and lists at his youtube channel (https://www.youtube.com/user/ElectricDragon505/videos). Scott gets excited about the new Pip Boy smartwatch – but didn’t realize it was just mostly a prop from the Fallout game. Snapchat now has ads – and Jody can’t even figure out how to get people to send him nudes. Wet n Wild had a fire break out and Scott was live on the scene. Capper called in to sell us on his new business venture (it’s selling motel paintings). Sad news about the guy that wore the “Alf” costume (he’s dead). And Curb your enthusiasm is coming back (we talk about it). All that.. and probably a lot more.
On this Jody and Scott Show – Tropical Storm Colin blew through and the only one’s affected were the meteorologists. Donald Trump proved to the black community that he has a “black friend” by pointing out the only black guy at his rally and referring to him as “my african-american.” Incest porn has become the hottest thing in the porn industry – we listen to some of the dialogue of disgusting brother on sister seduction. We are joined by Devin Cunningham who is on his way to completing his “Chipotle once a day” diet. We talk about it. Axl Rose got fat for awhile, and the internet made fun of him. Now Axl is trying to get those fat pictures off the internet, and the internet is making fun of him again. The Chewbacca Mom has made close to $500k off her newfound fame – we introduce a new lady that should be able to make twice that with her pig impressions. All that – and much more.
Back after a short week with lots to talk about. We are joined by the author of The Emoji Bible! We talk about what inspired him to create it, what the reaction has been, and what his favorite emoji’s are. Ben Carson thinks the United States is like a cruise ship headed for disaster – we disagree. Scott received his first dick pic, so we invited a female DP expert to weigh in. Our buddy Capper is trying to raise some money by selling his Beanie Babies, and Scott’s twisted reveal is REALLY twisted.