Back after a short week with lots to talk about. We are joined by the author of The Emoji Bible! We talk about what inspired him to create it, what the reaction has been, and what his favorite emoji’s are. Ben Carson thinks the United States is like a cruise ship headed for disaster – we disagree. Scott received his first dick pic, so we invited a female DP expert to weigh in. Our buddy Capper is trying to raise some money by selling his Beanie Babies, and Scott’s twisted reveal is REALLY twisted.