Hulk Hogan won a massive settlement against Gawker, and Million Dollar Man wants in on the action with his own sex tape – and we got a surprise phone call from the Hulkster himself!
Golden Corral was shut down for being disgusting, and sadly the mini Kim Kardashian (who looks like mini Snooki) passed away. Little Elton John sang a very emotional song at her funeral.
A man who sells “I Voted” stickers calls in to let us in on his scam. Scott gives away Slurpee Donuts at 7-11, and Anthony the Inspirer (formerly DJ Banana Shorts) preps us for the end of the world.